Next up, the studio that brought you Far Cry, and Assassin's Creed: Ubisoft. . I'm starting around 28 minutes into the video. Though you should watch the pre-show where they read mean tweets about their games.
- Right out of the gate, new South Park game. Stick of Truth was my 2014 game of the year, so I can't wait to see what comes next.
- And it's already hilarious.
- Towelie!
- Bait and switch, it's a super hero game! SCORE!
- The game is South Park: The Fractured but Whole...tee hee.
- Ah, Aisha Tyler. She is great at doing these conferences so I am glad she is back. Pretty sure Ubisoft will never let her go.
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone, y'all, this already is great.
- "These mics are fucking dumb". Amen.
- Good back and forth banter, great start Ubi.
- You still are the new kid, just now playing super heroes.
- No release date.
- To the stage, CEO, Yves Guillemot.
- new IP.
- This seems like Chivalry.
- Intense and very well put together trailer here.
- For Honor. You look badass.
- Jason Vandenberghe comes out and thank God he seems like exactly the kind of man you want leading this project. I'm actually glad the man has a cane, he uses it for support, yet he could kick your ass with it.
- Jason wins for "Best maniacal laugh at E3 2015". I wanna party with that guy and drink a flagon of mead!
- Demo running on PS4.
- BRUTAL execution!
- I assume "be the very first to play the game" implies a beta. No release date though, but WOW, HYPE!
- Info on The Crew.
- New vehicles.
- Monster trucks!
- Wild Run promises badder vehicles, "massive gatherings", and a complete graphic overhaul.
- 11/17/15 for this expansion.
- NEXT!
- There's a gun-wielding cat riding a unicorn....Game of the year!
- Triple rainbows and FIRE! Game of the decade!
- And it's an expansion for Trials Fusion called Awesome Level MAX.
- July 14th. So like SOON!
- Tom Clancy's The Division is next, hope this shows well.
- "Highly anticipated" in that we would just want it to fucking exist!
- Online, open world, action-RPG. Sounds like you need to have an internet connection to play.
- "The Dark Zone", be careful to not say "Twilight" here.
- LOOT!
- Ok, that was pretty neat how the other players could have turned hostile and the whole thing could have been a shit show, but instead the crews are working together.
- Definitely showing a lot better than it did at the Xbox show.
- Then just like that, the tables turn. That's a really cool mechanic.
- Individual agents can go rogue? That's intense. Trust nobody!
- That game looks great!
- Beta "early next year", earlier I heard December, did it get pushed back mid show? WTF?
- RELEASE DATE! (that won't actually happen) March 8th, 2016.
- A city builder in space? Sounds intriguing.
- Anno 2205, due out November 3rd. Very interested in this game.
- Looks like you start on Earth, and work your way to the Moon.
- Good job, Jason, let Alicia announce your game for you, Just Dance 2016. Glad you could be here, Jason.
- Ok, you don't need a camera connected to your console to play, you just need a smartphone. INCOMING SARCASM: Oh great, so now instead of throwing my Wii Remote around and breaking shit left and right, I can throw my phone around and break that. END SARCASM. This seems weird.
- Surprise, Jason Derulo with a faulty microphone. Does he come with every copy? Or is he a pre-order. Actually, you can keep the awkward performance. It was awkward, right?
- Oh boy...follow the awkward performance with an equally awkward interview, plus I'm pretty sure Aisha just said "Obviously, this song's a huge shit"... you're losing me Ubi.
- Any input Mr. Executive Producer? No...ok...
- Coming this Awktober....get it?
- Just Dance Unlimited Streaming Service for Wii U, Xbox One, PS4.
- Subscription based content. Promising year round new content. Interesting.
- Whew, thank goodness that segment is over. Yikes.
- SHIT YEAH! Rainbow Six Siege. That trailer was DOPE!
- Angela Bassett, the voice of "Six" on stage. From the trailer, she gives a great performance.
- I go back to earlier "These mics are fucking dumb", Angela's could use some help.
- Genevieve Forget is on stage, ooh boy, this is gonna be a tough accent.
- "DAMN RIGHT!" "FREE BIRD".
- Oh, she said "Terrohunt"....I was sure she used a racial slur, this is much better.
- "Anything can happen", can that cat riding a unicorn make an appearance? NO! This shit of bull!
- Oh sure, their mics work, and I'm reminded why I don't use voice chat, the heavy, erotic, breathing...
- Gameplay seems very Vegas-like, which is a great thing.
- When shit pops off, it pops off hard! This game still looks great and showed really well.
- "Everybody helse back at khome". Just poking fun. Love you.
- The bita, or Beta, starts September 24th.
- Full release this October.
- Despite my poking fun and Genevieve, you rocked it out, you're beautiful, nailed it!
- Trackmania Turbo. Holy shit! News about Trackmania!
- Coming to consoles.
- One car drops in and I am already stoked!
- Is that a spotter I hear? Voice work? Sweet.
- 200 in game tracks, plus a random track editor, infinite possibilities, awesome!
- Sold!
- It's Assassin's Creed time y'all.
- Before we get too deep into this. I am genuinely looking forward to Syndicate, the setting and the ideas they have thrown out seem super awesome to me.
- HAHA, "Hold my hat while I put on my hood". I think that's great.
- This trailer is kick ass!
- Looking technically impressive.
- YES! That's probably the best trailer in the series.
- I'm sorry, how do I pronounce your name? Yeah, I was way off. Is it like "Mo-yang"?
- Release date? No? Ok then.
- Fake ending, gotcha! Too bad Bethesda did it first.
- Oh fuck! Call of Juarez?
- Oh shit! That song I like by Imagine Dragons. It's called "Friction". Jam out to it.
- Great trailer, showing combat, environments, traversal, massive world...wait, what the hell is this game?
- OH SHIT!!! Ghost Recon Wildlands. Did NOT think this was a GR game. Holy shit! HYPE!
That's Ubisoft. Great show I thought, minus the Just Dance awkwardness.
Some takeaways:
- Aisha Tyler needs to stay.
- For Honor looks badass
- The Division had a great showing.
- Love you, Genevieve. You're adorable!
- Trackmania!
- Assassin's Creed Syndicate looks amazing!
- HOLY SHIT Ghost Recon. Man, that's.....wow!
One more conference to go on this day. Your move Sony.
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